Reply #18: Three nuns are walking down the street....(and a bonus joke) [View All]

[BiggJawn]

Two of them just got back from the mission fields in the tropics, and the first one was describing (and using her hands) the size of the avacados that were growing there, and then the second one desrcibed the size and shape of the bananas that grew where she had stayed.

The third nun, who was hard-of-hearing, saw all this and said "Father WHO?"


Father O'Reilly was walikng down the street and came across little Juimmy, who was stomping on some cockroaches.

"Jimmy, me lad! Stop that! Them's God's own creatures, just like Ye!"

"Aww, Father, they ain't worth nuttin'..."

"Why, Jimmy, me bye, EVERYTHING has Worth and a Purpose in the eyes of our Lord. Why, I'd bet y'can't name me THREE things that are useless, can ye?

"Why, shore, Father...Tits on a Nun, Balls on a Priest, and these mother-fucking cockroaches...."

:)