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Stuckinthebush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-29-05 02:41 PM
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37. Another possibility
There are multiple omniscient omnipotent beings (OOBs), and they duke it out. You see one OOB is a mean bastard and really only likes certain types of people or things. This OOB is also in control of the weather, and will occasionally make havoc just for kicks. Well, then another OOB, the kindly grandfatherly type, gets all pissed off, but because he can't control the weather directly, he does other things like make sure everybody gets out of the way on time. But then, another OOB who is league with the weather OOB gets all pissy because the nice OOB is messin' with her OOB, so then she thwarts nice OOBs plans by causing a massive pile up on I-10. Seeing the craziness, a 4th OOB comes in to the picture. This OOB just likes to make mischief, and he makes sure that the roof is blown off of the Superdome to scare people.

You see, there are a lot of OOBs that each has his or her own agenda. That is the best explanation for hurricanes and the aftermath.

Kind of like the Q on Star Trek.

One OOB just makes absolutely no sense.

Don't ya think?

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