Reply #31: Does this mean the Lord Jesus Christ has been downsized? [View All]

[Obamarama]

Are they going to outsource their prayer lines to Bangalore? Could you just imagine that message tree?

"Welcome, and thank you for calling Focus on the Family. We're currently on the line praying for salvation with another sinner. We appreciate your patience and encourage you to pray for us to hurry up and take your call shortly. To speed your call along, please listen to the following menu carefully and respond by entering the appropriate numbers:

1) For mortal sins, press 1
2) For venial sins, press 2
3) If you are speaking in tongues, press 4
4) For stigmata, press 5
5) For demonic possession, press 666
6) For all other calls, please remain on the line and Sarah in a Sari will be with you as soon as she is finished sacrificing buffalo milk to Vishnu.