Reply #17: The "Test" [View All]

[Behind the Aegis]

In order to determine who is gay and who is not...

They take 10 potentials. They make all the potentials strip down naked. They tie a string to their "unit" with a bell at the end of the string. They line them up shoulder to shoulder. Then, they parade a buxom woman naked through the room. When they hear 9 bells ringing, they know who is straight and who might be gay. When, they are told to "hit the showers" and hear 3 bells ringing, they know who is gay and bisexual!

Seriously, they need to be less concerned about gays and more worried about child molesters!