Reply #201: Give us [View All]

[zonkra]

the old razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle us
Give us an act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction will be passionate
Give us the old hocus pocus
Bread and feather us
How can we see with sequins in our eyes?

What if our hinges all are rusting?
What if, in fact, we're just disgusting ?

Razzle dazzle us
And we'll never catch wise!

Give us a show that's so splendiferous
Row after row will grow vociferous
Give us the old flim flam flummox
Fool and fracture us
How can we hear the truth above the roar?

Throw us a fake and a finagle
We'll never know you're just a bagel,
Razzle dazzle us
And we'll beg you for more!

Give us the old razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle us
Back since the days of old Methuselah
We all love a big bambooz-a-ler

Give us the old three ring circus
Stun and stagger us
When we're in trouble, we go into your dance
Though you are stiffer than a girder
We let ya get away with a murder
Razzle dazzle us
And you've got a romance

Give us the old
Razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle us
Give us an act that's unassailable
We'll wait four years 'til your available!

Give us the old
Double whammy
Daze and dizzy us
Show us the first rate sorcerer you are
Long as you keep us way off balance
How can we spot you got no talents?

Razzle dazzle us
And we'll make you a star!