Reply #29: I even WROTE to those durned Lib-Lesbeans [View All]

[Dogmudgeon]

Why, I gave them Enemies of God, Rev. Wildmon, and our Beloved and Courageous Leader George Bush a piece of my mind, I did!

Dear President Brothers:

I have been made aware of your cash donation and continuing proceeds through the "I Can" bracelet to Girls Inc.

I would like to applaud you in this effort.

In addition, I would like to alert you to the fact that a large, well-funded hate group, "The American (sic) Family (sic) Association", has targeted your company and product line for failing to conform to their agenda, which strives to create a politico-theocratic One World Order, starting with America in 2008.

This shadowy, tax-exempt group wants to subvert and destroy the US Constitution, promote sexualized child abuse in the guise of "discipline", and institute the wholesale execution of its enemies. It may also be seeking to reinstitute slavery and the liege-bondage of adult women, although it has kept silent on these issues, probably for tactical reasons.

The head of the group is "Rev." L. Don Wildmon, whose various front groups, including the AFA, rake in millions of dollars every day. Wildmon has millions of obedient followers ready to do his bidding on a moment's notice. Speaking in hushed tones about "lesbians" and "abortion", Wildmon has whipped his followers into a fury time and time again, and this time, the target of his infernal glee is American Girl and Mattel.

I strongly urge you to resist "Rev." Wildmon's depredations. He has brought hundreds of loyal Americans and their business enterprises to his heel over the past three decades. It is time that the line be drawn, and I hope that a well-loved and principled company like Mattel is equal to that task.

Sincerely,

(Pigwidgeon from DU)

cc: Ellen L. Brothers, President
American Girl - Mattel
[e-mail]

That'll teach 'em, by cracky!

--p!
By cracky?