Reply #13: A "which candidate has the best breath" poll would yield the same results [View All]

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As would "...has the prettiest eyes" or "...has the best singing voice" or "...has the greatest collective virtues" or "...is the sexiest".

Flashes of insight and fairness pop up here and there, but all polls seem to come out with the same spread of late.

In an effort to stand out of the crowd and due to habitual contrariness, I decided to break the mold and vote for my candidate.

(Then again, I think he actually is...)