Reply #32: My Top Ten [View All]

[Flaming Meaux]

10. Why should I care? I don't live in Iraq.
9. In power over what?
8. So who is in charge in Iraq nowadays?
7. So have we caught him yet?
6. Hey! How about those lower gas prices!
5. So, I heard only two of our boys got killed over there yesterday.
4. Sure is nice to be building all those schools in Iraq. Wish we could do something about ours.
3. We were doing just fine containing the SOB up until last March. He was no tribble at all, and it didn't cost us $87B a year.
2. When is the Dennis Miller USO show?

and the numero uno response to the dittohead quip, "so then, you must want saddam back in power," is...

1. How long you figger before Iraq become the 51st state?