Reply #15: I'm Ivana Trump, looking for a liberal boyfriend, [View All]

[put out]

The Donald was just, not my type, you know, except for money. Of course.

I'm Pammy Anderson, Kid Rock is refusing to put down the toilet seats. I have children, after all. What kind of example does that set?

I'm one of the Olsen twins, guess which? Does it matter?

j.lo checking in. My new false eyelashes made of mammal hair just arrived today! Cool! Where's the new love of my life? Get OVER HERE!

Jessica Simpson, here. What? Oh. What? How do you say "chartreuse"? What is it? What? Oh. giggle Oh. OHHH, O.K., it's GREEN! Now, how do you say it? Oh, O.K., now start over? O.K. giggle Now how do you say "chartreuse".