Reply #9: I had a call... [View All]

[CoonDawg]

one night...getting into the bunk while shutting down at a truckstop.

The phone rings and I got an automated message telling me "Christ's return is near. Have you accepted Jesus as your personal saviour?"

The message proceeded to give me touchtone options. It condemned me for my sinful ways and informed me that I was destined for the everlasting fires of hell. And if I wanted to know what to do about it, please press 2.

It was so bizzarre...so I couldn't wait to call my wife and my best friend to tell them that all of our suspicions were correct and that I was indeed condemned to eternal damnation in the fires of hell, but that I'd probably get there first, so I'd save them a table and work with Belzebub on a plan to install central air.

Ernie B.