Reply #194: You left out [View All]

[SOteric]

That you're left-handed.

That you've a degree in mathematics.

That your hair is longer than mine. And prettier, too, dammit.

That your idiot brother once set the both of you on fire in a strange, duct-tape related incident.

That your cat's name is actually Elvira, after Elvira Mistress of the Dark.

That if most folks here took the time to know you, they'd think you were the cleverest, most knee-slappingly funny fellow ever to wander or be dragged bodily into DU.

That you drive a convertible.

That you get medeival about people who call those 'herbal concoctions' tea.

That a good many of your friends described themselves with a label that makes them sound like worshipers of Satan.

and finally, ... that I am your deeply devoted love-slave.