Reply #20: The renewed virgin [View All]

[jmowreader]

Step 1: Daughter gets laid. Whether she asked for it or was talked into it, daughter is no longer a virgin.

Step 2: Fundie mother finds out about it.

Step 3: Fundie mother drags deflowered daughter straight to church, where she's placed in "virginity renewal." She gets to learn about how the ICB really hates people who get laid before they're in a "loving covenant marriage."

Step 4: Daughter swears pledge stating that she will Sin No More.

Step 5: Mother is now happy that daughter is a Renewed Virgin.

Absolute Bullshit is a mild way to put it.