Reply #5: Imagine my perplexity [View All]

[Dogmudgeon]

Having lived alone without female supervision for a period of 19 years, I find almost all of these topics to be non-sex-specific. For instance, long ago I learned how to wash dishes, clean the bathroom, shop for, prepare, and properly eat food with clean utensils.

I still couldn't even get laid if you sent me into a whorehouse with $100,000 in cash, but at least I could manage to get by if I was the last surviving member of the human race, without leaving a mess when I finally did pass away.

--bkl
Turning Bad Jokes About Men Into Science Fiction
Since The Space Brothers Killed Everybody
And Replaced Them With Humanoid Robots