Reply #29: It's colder'n a witches tit [View All]

[Rabrrrrrr]

Always liked that one.

Also, for anything of which they thought there was too much of in a community, or the house, or the barn, etc.: "Can't swing a dead cat around here without hitting (whatever it was they were talking about)", such as "Can't swing a dead cat around here without hitting an Inqvist", for instance.

"Were you born in a barn? Close the damn door!"

"I'm not paying to heat the outside!"

"If a job (or task) is worth doing, it's worth doing well." or the corralary: "Don't do a half-assed job"

And one other all time favorite, I heard often directed at me and at many others when doing something stupid: "Dammit, boy, use your HEAD!"