I got into a fight (physical) with another woman about two years ago. [View All]

[Bouncy Ball]

Can you believe that?

I'm in my 30s and there I was fighting with a woman in a bar. I didn't get into fights as a kid (my brother excluded).

I went there with two single friends, they sort of dragged me. I wanted to watch DVDs, they wanted to "snag some men." Oh how fun.

Anywho, we go to this very chi chi bar in Las Colinas and it's filled with couples practically having sex on the dance floor.

I saw it as an interesting sociological study. I do love people watching, so I entertained myself that way.

Oh the fight. Yeah. So then these women came in. One of them had black hair almost down to her ass and was wearing this suede torquoise getup. It had big fringes all over it and those silver beads on the top part. She was wearing light brown suede scrunched boots with it. I hadn't really thought much about what she was wearing except that I couldn't decide if it was horrific or a brilliant fashion risk, though I was leaning to horrific.

That's when she turned around, leaned in to me and yelled "WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT BITCH??"

Well I wasn't really staring. I hadn't looked at her any longer than anyone else. So that pissed me off, and I yelled "I DON'T KNOW POCAHONTAS, I GUESS I'M WONDERING WHERE JOHN SMITH IS!"

She GRABBED my hair by the roots and pulled me off the chair, so I kinda half turned around and elbowed her in the gut hard. (She had been meanwhile trying to get at my face and managed to scratch me wiht her Lee Press-On Nails pretty good). I must have caught her off balance because she fell back on her ass. She tried to get back up and come at me, but her friends stopped her. Then we all got kicked out.

It was fun standing on the sidewalk in the freezing cold waiting for the valet while she and her group of friends yelled from a few feet away "C**TS! BITCHES! WE JUST GOT HERE!"

I said sorry to my friends. They didn't get to snag any men at that bar. They love me, though. But they did take me home and went back out. They met some nice guys somewhere else.

Edited to censor out the word "cunts."