Reply #13: I got into a fistfight with a hooker in a Budapest disco in 1986 [View All]

[Ellen Forradalom]

I went to the Halászbásztya disco with my roommate, her boyfriend, a U.S. Marine embassy guard, and his jarhead friends. It was crowded and we had to lightly push our way through throngs of people to get in. At one point I was standing with my friends when this screaming bitch appears out of nowhere and starts wailing on me. The U.S. Marines pull her off me and we eventually figure out what her goddamn problem is. Turns out I jostled one of her colleagues on the way in and she siced 'Benatar' on me. Benatar' was the Marines' nickname for her. As you can imagine they were on a first-name basis with all the working girls there.