Reply #8: Here's a funny one for you... [View All]

[GoddessOfGuinness]

Several years ago, I was driving to a gig in DC through a not-so-great part of town. I saw a young woman walking along with a suitcase, looking rather nervously around. I thought she must've been lost, so I asked her if she needed a lift.

She thanked me and got in the car; and my god...the odor was horrific. She wreaked of cigarettes, sweat, and sex. Then she told me she really appreciated me picking her up, because some woman had chased her off "her" corner the other day, threatening to beat her up!

As I dropped her off at Logan Circle, she asked if I was sure she couldn't help me in any way. My sides were about to split apart from holding in the laughter. I just said, "No thank you, dear. Good luck." and smiled.