Reply #8: Tis Also Very Important To Take Courses In Acting.......! [View All]

[Broadslidin]

I have long since realized.
how those few cherished acting classes have contributed
so significantly to a high success ratio
regarding my occasional court room appearances
in front of a jury.

As we all know,
our adversarial justice system is based solely on money.
Fortunately, to hurry everything along,
over 90% of criminal/civil cases are either plea bargained or
settled out of court (Tis of utmost 'lucrative' importance to have civil court records sealed for the purpose of protecting the sanctity of the corporation).

Also, by using your polished acting experience,
you will be able to give your prospective clients,
the ever glowing impression of confidence
that you actually might have trial experience.