Reply #6: Ok, mine involves crickets [View All]

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Thousands of those little tan crickets.

I had been to a community development meeting in an isolated rural area and the meeting ran late. It was after midnight and I didn't feel like driving home and I'd neglected to make motel reservations, so I stopped at a little mom and pop motel that had a vacancy sign. The owners were watching TV and they said sure hon we've got a room for you.

Trouble is - the room was entirely full of crickets. Zillions of crickets hopping everywhere. I was so tired I took the room and went right to sleep. I suppose the crickets hopped all over me all night long. I really didn't care.