Reply #20: R U SIMPEL THAT IS HOW U SPEL IT!! [View All]

[CanuckAmok]

U NO WEN IT MEENS THAT SHE DIDNT GO UP ON THE STAGE SHE ONLY CARYED COORS TO THE BOYS IN THE BAR THAT IS WY ITS CALED WATE RESSING IT COMES FROM WATE FOR YOUR BERE BEECUS THE WATE RESS IS RESSING.

BOY U R SO DUM!!!!!!

I SHUD SAY THAT WONSE SHE DID GET ON THE STAGE AND SHE DIDNT LIKE TO TOK ABOWT IT BUT NOW SHE IS A FINE CHRISTIAN WOMAN AND MOM SHE DUSNT CARE SO HERE IS THE STOREE

MISTY WAS WAIT RESSING ONE NITE AT THE LUKYSTAR AND WON OF THE DANCING GIRLS HAD THEY THOT IT WAS CANSER BUT IT TURNED OUT TO BE A INFECTID CUT FROM THE RUSTY SIDE OF HER POOL ANYWAY JIMMY THE ONER SAID TO MISTY DO U WANT TO BE ON THE STAGE TODAY MISTY AND SHE SAYD THAT SHE WOULD NOT UNLES I SED IT WAS OKAY. BUT SHE CUDDNT GET ME ON THE FONE BEECUS THIS WAS STILL WEN KKKLINTOON WAS IN THE OFFISE AND I CUDNT GET A JOB AND THE FONE WAS TAKEN OF TYHE LINE BY THE COMUNISTS AT THE FONE CUMPANY. SO JIMMY SAID WELL I NEED TO NO NOW NIF U WANT 2 DO IT SO SHE SAID YES BEECUS WE WEER EXPECTING NUMBER 3 WICH IS I THINK CAITLIN BUT U CUDNT TELL YET.

SO ANYWAYS IT WAS REELY FUNNY I HERE BUT I ONLY HERD IT SECONDHAND BECECUS I DON'T GO TO NUDY BARS ANYWAYS MISTY GETS ON THE STAGE AND THE MUSIC STARTS SO SHE KIND OF HOPS AROWND IN THESE SHOES SHE HAD TO BORRO AND THEY WERE TO SMALL FOR HER WITH ALL KINDS OF STRAPS AND THINGS AND HAF WAY THROO THE SECOND SONG SHE LEEPS AT THE BIG BRASS PHOL THEY HAVE UP ON THE STAGE AND SHE SLIPS ON THE SHOES AND PLANTS HER FASE RITE IN TO THE PHOL AND NOCKS OUT HER TOOTH IN THE FRONT AND EVERY BODUY LAFFED OUT LOWD UNTIL THE MEDICS CAME. LOL!! JIMMY IS A NISE GUY AND HE SAID SHE REALLY ERNED HER 30 BUCKS AND THAT SHE CUD GO HOME ERLY AND HE EVEN GAVE HER HER WAIT RESSING SHIFTS BACK THE NEXT DAY BUT HE SAID HER PHOLDANCIN DAYS WER OVER! LOL!!!!!!!!!

SO U SEE SHE IS BETER OF AT HOME WITH CHRIST AND THE KIDS!! LOL!