So, does my new comforter match my handmade quilt or what? [View All]

[givemebackmycountry]

I a single guy and a old one at that.
But, occasionally I think I actually know what I'm doing.
So, today it's so nice out I decide to go to the evil Linen & Things.
It's evil, because I can never get out of there without spending a couple of hundred dollars.

Anyway, the old ladies working at Linens & Things love me.

"You married?" one of them asked me.
I said no, of course.
"You should be" she said.
"I've been watching you, you've been here almost an hour, honey you are very patient"

"Well" I said.
"I need some some towels and stuff, and some new sheets and a comforter that matches a quilt I have that my Mom made me"

"That's so sweet" she replied.
"My daughter needs to meet someone like you"
"Oh yeah?" I said wondering what she looked like.
"Yeah, she's married to a real asshole" she said as she grabbed my elbow.
"He's so stupid he couldn't match a pair of socks if they were both white"

Anyway, new comforter and pillows. Underneath is a 600 count sheet set that I picked up on clearance that matches perfectly.

How did I do?