Sung to the tune of "Cocaine" [View All]

[Blue in a Red State]

Propane

If you wanna get heat, or cook something to eat; Propane
You need something to use, some B.T.U's; Propane
It's a gas, it's a gas, it's a gas; Propane

If you need a flame, just remember the name; Propane
When nuking is out, it's what it's about; Propane
It's a gas, it's a gas, it's a gas; Propane

You can't barbecue, I'll tell you what to do; Propane
You just top that tank, like money in the bank; Propane
It's a gas, it's a gas, it's a gas; Propane

It's a gas, it's a gas, it's a gas; Propane

Sorry, sipping a vodka lemonade again...

Blue in a Red(eyed)State