Who wants to be the Antichrist? [View All]

[Bossy Monkey]

C'mon. You know the Dominionists are going to come up with one anyway, so why not one of us? We're going to be demonised regardless, so why let some other schmoe get all the cash, girls (boys, box turtles-- whatever! We're LIBERALS; who knows what kind of perverted stuff we get up to!)

Act now, before Fox gets their American Antichrist contest show up and running. (I can SO see this: Adrian Pasdar is the host. Judges-- aaaaaaah, Pat Robertson, ummmmm P. Diddy, and Mel Gibson probably won't slum to do TV without at least getting an executive producer hat-- do you think Jim Cavaziel's busy?)

Whoops! Sidetracked myself! So who's going to step up for that nice Mark of the Beast tattoo?