Reply #138: I believe ALL of it. [View All]

[Writer]

I bumped into a makeup artist on a subway in NYC some years ago who said that another make-up artist friend had worked on her and said that she is very mean person.

I've dealt with a few J. Lo's in my life and I've seen worse.

Like this for instance - some years ago myself, my husband, his brother, and his brother's wife go to a very fancy seafood restaurant. My husband's sister-in-law, who is Hispanic and literally believes herself to be J. Lo's protege, started asking the waiter to find a way to better light our table, which was dim because we were, well, in a fancy, dimly lit restaurant.

Here's the exchange:

Waiter: "Ma'am?"

J. Lo's Protege: "My table's too dark."

W: "Yes the lighting here is dim."

J: "Yes but my table's too dark."

The waiter paws a light sconce close to the table. "I can twist this light around a bit, but I don't know what else I can do."

J: "Well it's too dark (whimpering) and I can see my shadow!"

All of us (EXTREMELY embarrassed) to the waiter: "It's okay." "We're fine." "No, really, DON'T worry about it."

Oh the J. Lo's of this world.

Writer.