Sooooooooooooo My Home Phone Just Rang (here we go) [View All]

[matcom]

and i notice the caller id says "Unknown"

now, i usually don't pick up but since we are unlisted, figured i'd have some fun

anyhoo.....

Matcom: "Hello?"
Phone: nothing
Matcom: "Hello?"
Phone: nothing
Phone: computer clicking through sound
Matcom: hang up

now, Matcom knows what's up (i'm learnt like that) so he stares at phone...... 5 seconds later.......

phone rings (unknown caller)

Matcom: "Hello?"
Phone: "May I please speak with Mr. Matcom (pronounced 'Matecombe' <insert my real name here> because they KNOW me sooooooooooooooo well) :eyes:
Matcom: "Did your computer just call me?"
Phone: "Sir, this is..."
Matcom: "I don't want to know WHO you are! Did YOU JUST CALL ME VIA YOUR AUTOMATED COMPUTER SYSTEM?"
Phone: "Yes sir, we are looking..."
Matcom: "If I am a current customer of yours, close my account. Don't tell me who the hell you are, just close the FUCKING THING. If I am not, can you guess what I am about to do? *Click*

can you tell i HATE HATE HATE computer generated calls? ;)