Reply #9: How 'bout a prayer? [View All]

[Tafiti]

From the Book of Pasta: Chapter 23

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is my buddy; I shall not starve.
He maketh me to lie in green parsley: He leadeth me beside marinara.
He filleth my stomach: He leadeth me in the paths of satire for entertainment’s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the world of the low-carb craze, I will fear no diet: for thou art with me; thy noodly appendage it comforts me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of Parmesan: thou annointest my salad with oil; my beer foameth over.
Surely meatballs and garlic will follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of good food forever.
RAmen.