Reply #46: As a seasonal UAL employee and an airline industry brat ;-) [View All]

[strategery blunder]

Plea$e allow me to a$k you to complete our Cu$tomer Circu$ $ati$faction $urvey.

(Check all an$wer$ that apply to each individual que$tion)

Flt 877 ORDKIX

Before your flight...

Check-in

I u$ed the following method of check-in:

( )An Ea$y-check-in unit
( )Online check-in
( )Waiting in line for a Cu$tomer $ervice Repre$entative (C$R) for three hour$

If the first option i$ checked, did Diebold $teal your itinerary? Y/N

If the latter option i$ checked, was the C$R:

( )A good little wage $lave
( )Mumbling about our late$t $cheme to bu$t the union
( )Mumbling about how United Expre$$ i$ an evil plot to $ubvert the union
( )Too overworked to actually help you
( )Too overworked to remotely care about you
( )Too overworked to even notice you

Security: Meh. Not our problem. Complain to T$A $o Bu$h can have you arre$ted under the Patriot Act.

Boarding Area

The hairbrain$ in Zone originally assigned your flight to gate number:

( )B16
( )B17
( )C10
( )C12
( )C16
( )C18
( )C20
( )The Grandpa-C cattle prod (anywhere in Gate$ C26-C32)

Your flight wa$ gate-changed how many time$?

( )I got lucky...really really lucky
( )once
( )twice
( )three time$
( )four time$
( )WILL YOU STOP SENDING ME ALL OVER THE FREAKING AIRPORT ALREADY!!!?

The departure time was pu$hed back how many times?

( )once
( )twice
( )three time$
( )more than three time$
( )The flight left late, but the C$R never bothered to inform u$
( )The flight wa$ cancelled
( )OMG! IT ACTUALLY LEFT ON TIME!!!1!shift+eleventy-one!!1

Were you able to find a $eat while waiting for boarding to $tart?

( )No
( )No

Did you, at any point, need the a$$i$tance of the gate C$R? (Y/N)

If ye$, was the C$R:

( )A good little wage $lave
( )Mumbling about our late$t $cheme to bu$t the union
( )Mumbling about how United Expre$$ i$ an evil plot to $ubvert the union
( )Too overworked to actually help you
( )Too overworked to remotely care about you
( )Too overworked to even notice you

In-flight

We have not gotten around to eliminating meal$ on tran$oceanic flights yet. Your inflight meal($) tasted like:

( )Real food
( )Genetically-modified $oylent
( )Crapta$tic
( )Cardboard

The $eat you occupied wa$:

( )A $ardine can
( )$tiffer than $teel
( )Too narrow
( )Comfortable

The flight attendants were:

( )Good little wage $lave$
( )Mumbling about our late$t $cheme to bu$t the union
( )Mumbling about how United Expre$$ i$ an evil plot to $ubvert the union
( )Too overworked to actually help you
( )Too overworked to remotely care about you
( )Too overworked to even notice you

Upon Arrival

Upon landing at KIX, what happened?*

( )The overhead bin over my head collap$ed from too much weight and cheap Wal-Mart material$
( )Nothing happened

Did you have bag$ to claim? (Y/N)

If ye$, how long did you have to wait in Baggage Claim to claim them?

( )<30 minute$
( )30 min.-1 hour
( )1-2 hour$
( )Longer than two hour$
( )My bag$ ended up at $ome United Expre$$ destination that I've never heard of
( )I couldn't even find the baggage claim

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OK, I'll stop having fun at your expense;) I wish I could go to Kyoto (or even Can-e-deh for that matter)! For the record, standby flight bennies are all but useless anymore, and it's not like I'd be able to afford the hotels n' such anyway. Enjoy Japan!:)

Can you please bring me back a katana? Pretty please?:evilgrin:

*sorry, the one thing I have against 777's--the overhead bins are too rattley!