Reply #8: HOLY! FUCKING! SHIT! [View All]

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

"We are then treated to the single greatest stupidity chain in film history. While this kid tries to simultaneously cook some frozen meatballs (in a dirty pan, I mean really...) and listen to his answering machine messages while admiring his new expensive jewelry (he’s a lottery winner). This Darwin Award candidate manages to trap his hand in the sink drain just as a massive grease fire leaps off his meatballs and into the conveniently well stocked heap of cardboard beside the stove as his microwave explodes from trying to cook a fridge magnet. He manages to free his hand but the fire extinguisher doesn’t work. Deciding it’s better to leave then burn to death (it took him several seconds to make this decision) he breaks the window and clamors down the fire escape, trips on some previously discarded spaghetti, and dies as the fire escape ladder squishes his head."

The truly amazing thing is that the comedy is unintentional. :wow: