You know what really pisses me off? (RANT) [View All]

[ZombieNixon]

America's Next Top Model.

In my dorm, the RAs thought it might be a good idea to post montages of all the contestants by the elevators, meaning I have to walk past them at least once a day, usually more. Now, what got me thinking of this is the fact that each contestant has a picture of her bald, covered in glitter (sorry matcom, at least Kelly Brook still has hair) and wearing far too much makeup. That's not hot. Every time I walk past there, I find myself thinking "Don't look at the bald chicks, don't look at the bald chicks, don't look at the bald chicks." They creep me out. Then, I look at the bald chicks. Then, I look at the bald chicks. x( :scared: (Gonna have nightmares about them...the makeup makes them look like aliens). Then, I look at the rest of the pictures of the models with hair and without glitter...still too much makeup, though. I can safely say, I would not herk a single one of them. The look so empty-headed, vapid and self-centered. Why do people think this is attractive? I find it grotesque and repulsing. I relate it to the Zombie Principle of Animation. The closer a character gets to resembling real humanity, the more endearing it becomes, until it hits the "Zombie Threshhold," where it might physically resemble a human in shape and form, but one look at it shows it to have no soul and it turns people off. So close, yet so far.

Geesh, I think I'll take the stairs.

:rant: