Reply #8: Easy one - The E! Network [View All]

[Initech]

Yeah, sure, you could credit Fox with the merging of tabloid journalism and 24/7 news networks, but there's no one who caters to the papparazzi more than E!.

First off, any network that employs that empty suit fuckin' corporate shill Ryan Seacrest deserves to have their license revoked.

Second, celebrity worship is not a religion (no, L. Ron Hubbard, it isn't). I dont care what everybody else says. We do not, nor should we, care about Britney Spears shaving her head. Britney Spears stopped being relevant 4 fucking years ago.

Third, any network that gives air time to Joan Rivers and pays her huge sums of money to stand at the red carpet of (insert name of self-gratifying award show here) should have their license revoked.