Reply #5: probably not the biggest but... [View All]

[Wetzelbill]

this one came to mind first.

I was going to the gym on campus to workout a few hours before my last class of the day. I ended up strolling past a little bar along the way, and thought," fuck it, it's really hot out, I'll just skip the workout, do some reading and have a beer or two." So I sat down and sipped on several beers for a few hours. Well, I was fully pretty good, not exactly drunk, but buzzing pretty hard, when class rolled around. I still felt I should attend the lecture, and just planned on zoning out and not paying attention since I was impaired. Well, I show up to class, sit down and find out we have a test that day! I didn't study or anything, was about half shot and caught completely by surprise. That being said I somehow squeaked out an A or a B, I can't remember which. Either way it was a miracle I even got more than my name right.