Reply #58: my list is loooooong..... [View All]

[Fleshdancer]

Driving:

people who don't use their turn signals

people who drive while talking on the cell phone

people who speed up right after you turn on your turn signal to change lanes for the sole purpose of not letting you in.

people who speed up dangerously and cut me off because their lane is about to end and for some reason it's extremely important to get in front of me instead of behind me even though I don't drive below the limit. these are usually the same assholes who slam on their brakes right after cutting me off in the first place.

Grocery store:

10 items or less means 10 items or less. and the "express" part means don't write a damn check.

people who leave their carts in the middle of the aisle while they stand to the side of it staring at the boxes of crap on the shelf. how do you not realize when you're blocking an entire aisle? i just don't get that. how hard is it to be aware of your surroundings???!?!??

people who talk on the cell phone while mindlessly weaving through the aisles with their cart. i'm pretty sure these are the same people on talking while driving on the road.

parents who let their kids climb, stand, hang off of the cart. as a parent I know there are times when kids get bored and unruly but ignoring their dangerous behavior means you're an idiot.

Misc:

at the gym, the guys who feel the need to practically stand on top of the weight rack when doing their reps in front of the mirror. sure, looking at yourself is fun but let me get to the damn weights.

at the gym there's always that one woman who will sit on a machine forever instead of getting up between sets when others are waiting to use it.

people who talk on the cell phones while working out. in fact, i hate cell phone use almost everywhere...gym, restaurant, movie theaters, etc.

people who let their preteen girls wear shirts with the playboy bunny logo on it.

most type A PTA moms scare me for some strange reason.

over packaging annoys the hell out of me. it shouldn't take half an hour to pry a stupid toy out of a box. every parent knows that you can easily spend 2-5 hours on xmas day doing nothing else but releasing toys from their cardboard, plastic, thread and wire prisons.

calling a company and not being able to speak to a human voice


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