No wonder you don't have a fucking job. [View All]

[ohiosmith]

He: I'm looking for someone to write my resume.

Me: We can help you with that.

He: How quickly can it be done?

Me: How soon can you meet with us?

He: I don't have time for a meeting, I'm too busy looking for a job.

Me: In order to create a resume for you, we will have to discuss your past experience, skills, responsibilities, accomplishments, and education. If you like, we can do so over the phone and via email.

He: I don't have time for that. There are companies that will write a resume without meeting you.

Me: How can a resume be written without learning about your work experience?

He: I don't know, but they can do it.

Me: Unfortunately, I don't think we can help you. Thanks for calling.

He: Bye.