A funny thing happened to me on the way to the Lounge. [View All]

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

I stopped off in GD, said a thing or two, and was taken seriously.

Two of my rants have ended up on the Front Page within a couple days.

I'm honestly not trying to brag- I'm trying to express absolute dumbfoundedness. I've been here for six years now, mostly posting snarky asides, silly jokes, and cat pictures- I've been very much a background poster. Granted, I've hit the Greatest list a few times, but sooner of later everyone says something that makes sense to more than five people.

Now it appears I've hit the heights.

So, what happens now? Do I move to New York and write a book? Do I take over the Editorials page? Do I sit in perpetual lotus position, light beams emanating from my head as I mouth meaningful observations on the zen of politics?

Lord, I hope not! I have WAY too many stupid jokes with bad punchlines to dispense. I still have gigabytes of unposted kitty pics. I still have WAY too much power flirting to do with all the ladies here (except CaliforniaPeggy- she's made it all too clear I'm not in her class).

Unless something new comes up that really pisses me off, it's back to the shadows. Lord knows how many have me on Ignore already- I really have to work on upping the stakes there.

I just have one final series thing to say- I BLEW WILL PITT OUT OF THE WATER TWICE IN A ROW AND THAT FEELS REALLY DAMNED GOOD.

Sorry, Will. Ya KNOW I'm kidding you. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: