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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 05:46 PM
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2. You're too late, and only disaster will ensue.
Decorations should not be put up until Christmas Eve and the must be taken down on December 6 (the Twelfth Day of Christmas). Failure to do so may result in all sorts of karmic nastiness and ill fortune for the coming year.

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