Reply #26: Well Tyler, I can recall one of the worse days of my life... [View All]

[LeftyFingerPop]

Well, not to be overly dramatic....It wasn't caused by something serious, just everyday crap that happened all at once.

In high school, I got into some kind of trouble and had to stay a little late to get reprimanded.

This made me late for my after school job working in a high end china and gift shop.

I HAD to be on time, I had a strict boss.

As I was running home to change, a bird shit on my head. It must have been a big bird, because the bird shit was running down my face.

I get home, and did not have time to take a shower, so I washed my hair quickly in the sink. In my haste to put my glasses back on, I jammed one of the stems to the glasses up my nose. Hard. And deep. I think it touched my brain. My nose started hemorrhaging profusely. I got so pissed off that I punched to door to my linen closet in the bathroom. Put my hand through the door. My hand swelled up like a balloon.

After I got the nose bleed stopped and iced down my hand, I went to work. I was late. Got chastised.

Went to the warehouse to pick up a piece of expensive bone china. I dropped it. When I was cleaning it up, a piece of it poked into the side of my finger. I had to leave work and go get stitches.

Jesus, that was a bad fucking day.

I hope your day improves.