Reply #15: That's because Jerry totally blew the joke [View All]

[BrotherBuzz]

The old joke isn't all that funny to begin with, but if he told it while playing a banjo and had a gag arrow through his head, people would have laughed.


Morris and a woman are standing side by side waiting for a bus when they get to talking.

"Say," said the woman. "Do you have a hobby?"

"Naturally, a hobby I got , I'm a bee keeper."

"Well, you must live in the country then."

"Nope, right here in the city...in Brooklyn."

"Really? You must have a large house then."

"Nope, apartment."

"Gee, where do you keep'm?"

"A shoe box in my closet."

"A shoe box!? How many bees do you have?"

"Couple thousand, something like that. So who counts ?"

"Well, you can't keep a couple thousand bees in a shoe box! They'll die!"

" So screw'em, I hate bees."