Reply #2: ZOMG! That is an effin' Classic! [View All]

[FloridaJudy]

:spray: :rofl:

Sides..hurt..can't..breathe..need..oxygen...

I absolutely cannot top that. I did recently try this nifty new device I bought at an after-holiday sale. It looks like a miniature sander, and sands body hair off. Guaranteed painless - which it was. Until the next day...when my skin felt, well, as if I'd sanded the top layer off (Duh!). You're not supposed to use it on the euphemistically named "bikini area". Thank heavens I'd read the directions for once, or I'd be even more miserable.

Either God was having a bad day when She gave us body hair, or we were when we decided it had to go.