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[HopeHoops]

EARTH TO GOD FREAK: There are cause/effect relationships in life.

Flood waters began to rise. A man was on his porch, watching the water rise up to that level when a boat came by and they asked him to get on. "God will protect me," he replied. The boat moved on.

Some time later, he was looking out of his second story window, watching the water rise up to that level. Another boat came by and he gave them the same reply, "God will protect me".

Not long after that, he was forced to get out on the roof. The flood waters had almost covered the house and he was forced to the peak of the roof. A helicopter came by and lowered a ladder. "GOD WILL PROTECT ME!" he shouted. The helicopter moved on.

The water covered the house and he drowned. The next thing he knew, he was in heaven and God was right there before him. "God, I don't understand. Why didn't you protect me?"

God answered, "I sent you two fucking boats and a helicopter, asshole!"