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[MiddleFingerMom]

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MiddleFingerMomDad was mildly emotionally abusive to us kids, belittling us out of
his own insecurities... so he was no one we could talk to about things that WE were
insecure about.
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I remember asking MiddleFingerMomMom "What's sexual intercourse?" Of course,
I knew what it was, but I was so mortified to be bringing it up with her that it's the best
I could do.
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She hemmed and hawwed and told me that was something to discuss with my father.
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Of course, that never happened -- and I learned like many of us... from my equally
ignorant peers. Thank goodness for my life in Germany or I would have been one
pretty sick li'l pup (though I think it's fair to say that the attitudes that I look upon now
with revulsion are fairly widespread in OUR culture.
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Any FUNNY stories about it?
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Have you GIVEN it? Any funny stories about that?
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