Single female wanted for lasting relationship: [View All]

[SmileyBoy]

Only qualifications are that you must be of the species Homo Sapiens, and you must be currently alive.

Those are my standards. I'll take anyone. Female? Human? Breathing? Drop me a line.

But really, sorry for the bother everyone. I guess tonight this whole "I'm gonna remain a lonely bitter virgin the rest of my entire life" thing has started to sink in. The feeling has ebbed and flowed over the past 8 or 9 years or so, but when it ebbs, it really can feel like an emotional boulder has just fallen from a cliff and crushed you into little bitty pieces.

God, I need a girlfriend. I'm almost 22 years old. I'm pathetic.