Reply #13: A man from a small town [View All]

[DiverDave]

was accepted at Harvard.
While touring the campus the first day, he asked a preppy looking fellow " Excuse me, could you tell me where the library is at?"
The preppy young fellow put his nose in the air and sniffed "here at Haaavaaad we never end a sentence with a preposition"
The man said "I do apologize, could you tell me where the library is at, asshole?"

Bada boom, thank you, be sure and tip your servers