Reply #2: Answers, Hypno-style! [View All]

[Deja Q]

1. We have a fetish.
2. We bury because we're bio-degradeable, though burning us to smelly cinders is the current (and less expensive) fad. Embalming? Cool!
3. They think they're better than everyone else. Self-aggrondizing pigs is all they are.
4. They're sexist.
5. Because no one pill works for every person. But give science a chance, they'll make us all the same in the end. (just as long as it's not in suppository form...)
6. Appeals to a sad and/or mindless group of people.
7. I hope not. New Coke was a marketing ploy; get 'em to hate the new taste so they bring back the old one, after which people will buy it in droves. Love that psychology combined with trademark corporate chicanery...
8. Probably. He is also believed to bless only America, leaving everybody else to rot. (and why do people think God is a male? How about a female? Or has bits of both? Or Alpha Centurian?)
9. Presumably. When we go back to having to eat plants in their raw form, there will be a lot more dead people in history.
10. The same disgusting reason that other pervert started to eat whale eggs and christen it "caviar".
11. It's just another of society's foibles.
12. Yes. We either laugh until it hurts, or it's so unfunny it's agonizing. Just like sex. :D