Reply #41: ReDefeat Bush Condoms Prevent the Transmission of Illegitimate Presidencie [View All]

[davidswanson]

Democrats are lovers, not fighters. We're the party of disarmament, and we're disarming at parties. We understand that all politics is intimate and that abstinence is not the answer. ReDefeatBush.com, the website of the Committee to ReDefeat the President, is working to register a million new Democrats in swing states, and is funding the project in part through the sale of high quality condoms labeled "ReDefeat Bush – Don't Get Screwed Again!"

The theory behind the campaign is that if you can build a better condom, they will come -- the country will beat a path to your door. Last election too many people were unprepared or failed to rise to the occasion, and we all got taken by a Trojan horse candidate who, with the naked truth now before us, turns out to have been carrying strategic total domination schemes (STDs).

It's time we stopped beating around the Bush and protected ourselves against unwanted regencies. Slowing the spread of hysterically inept, vindictive, authoritarian, idiot despots (HIV-AIDs) is the physically conservative thing to do.

ReDefeat Bush condoms can be purchased for $3 each at http://www.redefeatbush.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=ShopStop&service=2 or in bulk (20 for $40 or 50 for $100 – the Super Party Animal Package) at http://www.redefeatbush.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=ShopStop&service=4