Reply #12: Maybe your cell phone won't work, but you aren't Barbara Olson [View All]

[Abe Linkman]

"So can anybody explain how if cell phones don't work on a plane how the people on them could call out????"

Sure. You see, Barbara Olson was able to call her husband Ted to tell him all of the most critical facts needed to back-up an Official Story Conspiracy Theory because Ms. Olson had one of those specially-designed, secret cell phones only select GOP VIPs can get.

Aren't you glad to know that? I am, too. Think about it: if Mrs. Olson (or whatever her legal name was) hadn't been able to call Ted, there would be no basis for almost all of the conspiracy theory put out by the U.S. Government.

Boy, I wish I had one of those special, secret cell phones; don't you?