Secret Plot between Disney Animatronics shop and WH Revealed [View All]

[Armstead]

Now it can be revealed.

The White House realized that it is difficult to do the actual job of governing the country while the president is always off making speeches.

So they entered into a secret deal with the folks who developed Disneyland's exhibits. Just like Disneyland once built a talking statue of Lincoln making a speech, they have made several statues of President Bush. This animated high-tech statue is regularly taken to different locations to make the same pre-recorded speech to different audiences.

So while it may seem that Bush is spending all his time elsewhere saying the same thing, it is just a carefully crafted illusion. He is actually in the White House doing his job diligently, and taking his management functions seriously.

That other guy who is never in the White House and who never says anything new in his speeches is really a high-tech model.