Reply #20: FUN: Alan Keyes Roundup! [View All]

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Tuesday, April 29, 2008 Princess Sparkle Pony

Alan Keyes Roundup!

Just 'cuz it's fun and just 'cuz people have been saying, oh, just meanest things possible about Alan Keyes lately, why not have an Alan Keyes Roundup™ today, too?

Christian Newswire totally hearts him, wistfully remembering their watercolor memories of him as a noteworthy Obama victim, but also refer to him as "a friend and a client," so maybe they're biased.

Was poor Alan the victim of Paultards? Somebody at Reason says yes!

"Obama is no John F. Kennedy, and John McCain is no Alan Keyes," offers Investor's Business Daily, reduced to non sequiturs by unknown causes.

Comedy Central is concerned about God forsaking Alan Keyes 'n' such.

More laughing and pointing at Alan for being the biggest loser in loservania, this time from The Nation.

"It seems hard to believe now, but Keyes was once in heavy demand," the commie pinkos at The American Spectator cruelly point out.

Fun!