How Hillary WILL still win the nomination [View All]

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1. First the DNC will decide at the end of May meetings to seat the FL and MI delegations with the entire slate of Hillary delegates. Then to apologize for the inconvenience, the DNC will make their votes count double.

2. Since caucus' are bias against "hardworking white Americans," it will be assumed that all hardworking white Americans in caucus states that did not caucus would have caucused for Hillary if they were not busy carrying the weight for the welfare queens and the eggheads, and will be awarded to her in the popular vote count.

3.Hillary will spend the month of June in Tora Bora, along with the assistance of Chelsea and Sinbad, she will use the hunting skills learned as young girl in Scranton to capture Osama Bin Laden, finally bringing him to justice.

4. While in custody Bin Laden will reveal that Obama is indeed a manchurian candidate programed by Al-Queda to take over the United States and install Sharia. Those who thought the Hillary campaigns whispers about Obama to be reprehensible stoking of prejudice, will eat their words as she is shown to be a brave truth teller.

5. She will then gloriously ride her flying pig to Denver to accept the nomination of her party!!!