Reply #25: fuck that [View All]

[grantcart]

If your going to get advice on snarking Obama supporters please go to Maddiejoan

this Ode to her records a past encounter:


Ode to a great snarker

pointed but not hostile

brief but penetrating

searing but not personal

relevent but not tedious

self mocking but not depressing

How I look forward to your snarks. And yet you never seem to snark my threads Maddiejoan, have I insulted you?

Your snarks smack leave a mark like the hand print on a pristine bottom during erotic foreplay.

They are always clever but not boastful.

You are the snarkmaster and I bow to your snarkiness.

When your candidate's tepid and dying campaign has experienced the last twinge of electro pulse through the nervous system and we have a formal presumptive nominee will your snarks be endangered will they be gone forever?

Will we be left only with the memory of the perfect snark?


Oh by the way nice snark



And then tonight she has me dreaming again

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5959082#5959276

When you get snarked by Maddiejoan you not only feel the hot slap across your face you want more


and



you don't have to worry about that fucking rabid frog