Checklist for tomorrow's (Friday) retaking of the Oath, again [View All]

[underpants]

Since nothing but perfection will seem to satisfy rabid rightwing hate machine (wasn't there a talking point about how they had never heard of anyone being as hated as Bush was? :shrug: )
Anyway I thought we might want to come up with all the things Obama will need to this doesn't stretch into a FIFTH DAY over the weekend

I will email this to the White House. Please offer anything you can think of

So far I have the following

A Bible
A Bible in Latin
A Bible in Sanskrit
A Bible-Old Testament in Dolphin squeak New Testament in Meerkat chatter (to satisfy the Dominionist crowd)
A lock of Rick Warren's "macho" ;-) 1990's-esque Goattee
The Bones of Oden
The skull of Lincoln (call Colbert on that one)
A vial of Jerome Corsi's tears
Neptune's Trident (or a copy of "Little Mermaid" or any approved Disney product -does not include "Farenheit 9/11" Disney let Miramax have all that money)
A copy of "Farenhype 9/11"
Duggan afterbirth
Heston's cold dead hand
A Supreme Court Justice/judge/magistrate/Notary who can pull off reading 35 words in the correct order